Call Me Alvinette.

Well....
I look like a blowfish (a very attractive one, thank you very much.) with the miniature version of angelina's lips and some slightly oriental eyes. I guess that's what happens when you get your nose reshaped. I probably look like the female version of Alvin the Chipmunk with a better complexion of course. This is all two days after the surgery. It was a surreal event, you could say. I woke up on Wednesday June 28th at 5:45 and then I was off to Beverly Hills for my rendez-vous with the doctor man. All I can remember before the anestesia kicked in was that the doctors/nurses/etc could not find my veins to put the drip in. bummer, I can never be a junkie. I'll have to scratch that one off of my list of things to do before I die. I was in the operating room for an hour or so. Then they were waking me and helping me get dressed. Apparently I had been out for two hours. The nurse asked me when and who had done my boobs. Nice, I am now a 16 yr old plastic surgery junkie. Scratch that one of my list too, I suppose. Now, two days later, it looks like someone put an air pump in my mouth and had some fun with it. It's okay I have not suffered any major bruising yet, knock on wood, so things will be nice from here on out. Next Thursday, I go in at 7:oo am to get all the bandaging off of my new lovelier face. Fantastic and Marvie and Incredulouso. Whatever the hell that means, I meant it well, seeing as I am pretty sure I just made up that last one. I haven't written for ages because, though my busy schedule of watching tv and sleeping did permit writing skills necessary for using a keyboard, my swollen brittish piggy puffs of eyes did not. Now that I can see again, with assistance from my glasses, I may be able to write on this thing-a-ma-jig on a semi-regular basis. Tres exciting. But not excite, you silly non/possible froggers. Bonsoir. In my current condition I need all the beauty sleep the night will allow, and possibly the day time as well. Au revoir, Adieu et Salut.
Love, Megan
P.S. No pics because I do not like to be viewed in all my puffy glory, except on myspace.
url: myspace.com/malibumegasm