Chapter 2: The Plan to take down LLR

Yes, my fans, we are going to take down LLR....and it involves cottage cheese and maybe some eggs..... New character: CCC: the new best friend, who was always an old best friend. The secret skinny curvacious (sp?) beauty who knows how to fix any problem and is a evil genius mastermind of revenge. LLR is going down. Not in a dead way, merely a little embarrassment and moola. LLR should probably realize how abnoxious she is and how much she lies. Argh. Since BFG has turned into her Psycho-self, LLR has been her newly appointed right-hand man. When LLR is seen in the halls of our dear school, she immediately glares us (Me & BFE) down and gives a self-proclaimed look of death/intimidation, which looks more like a fish face with really furry eyebrows involved, aka NOT PRETTY (or scary, maybe just ugly and slightly disturbing). So our plan is in a way so as to humiliate her, not harm her, well, not physically at least. It's simply to let her know that some people should develop their own brains and opinions, (mainly her.). CCC, the evil genius, has proposed an idea so sweet that it would be inhumane to pass up. We have plotted to place tons of the world's most hated diet food, cottage cheese, within the bed of her precious truck! And BFG is soon to be plotted with the same vehicle fate. Mwahahahahahahahah! (I've always wanted to cackle like an evil super-villain before, and now my chance has arrived.) Love, Megan

Pics! (Hurrah?)

(The Girls, before everything went Haywire)
(Myself & ex-BFG)
(The "Bones" Shot)
(The "Grrr" Shot)
(Myself & BFE being Superheros.)

Love, Megan

Chapter 1: How to Lose a Friend in 7 Days

So, Let's begin at the, well, beginning.

BFE has been going through some serious issues/problems/drama. She has been very d-pressed, which in turn makes her BF's very sad and frustrated. I mean, how are two teenage girls supposed to cure someone who is clinically d-pressed half the time and half not? We aren't God, by all means, and It's hard enough being a teenager. Well, after a few months of BFE's d-pressed self, BFG decided that she couldn't deal anymore. So, she wrote on a very popular online teen site that she didn't want to deal with all of BFE's drama anymore. She basically, didn't want to be her friend because it was too much for BFG to deal with. Now, that's not how big girls deal with things, is it? No, it is not. So she basically made BFE cry and more d-pressed. In response to BFG being so heartless, (she's a frogger, I assumed she didn't know she was upsetting BFE) I wrote a polite letter to BFG over a popular online teen site, telling BFG that she was being immature and selfish and unsupportive. She then, promptly, wrote an evil response announcing almost all of my insecurities and basically, tearing me to pieces. Evil, n'est-ce pas? So, I cried and then did what anyone else would do. I erased her from my online pages. I erased all pictures with her in them from my pages and all the comments she ever left. I know, I'm overreacting, but she did not apologize.

This was a few days ago and since then, she had been:
1) Avoiding me.
2)Having all her little cronies (LRR, especially) glare me and BFE down
3) she almost hit my car today and when she saw me, she kept going until I honked.
4) she is ignoring all of my messages that i send to her.
5)talking to anyone and everyone about this whole mess.

I am soooooo annoyed. Arghenschnargen.

Love, Megan

Ta-da! Today I return to the world-wide web!

I have not been on for an entire year?! That is craziness.... But the real question is why? Well, I think that I was too busy figuring out life. But Today I am going to introduce a few characters in the story of my life.
BFE: The secretly brilliant ditzy girl with serious inner and outer battles going on. BFG: The conflicted beauty that doesn't know how to be best friends or even friends with girls; also doesn't know how to have friends and a boyfriend at the same time. LLR: BFG's sidekick and best friend whenever she (BFG) isn't friends with us (Me and BFE).
Messosauras: Half evil, half sweet choir director that looks about 23 yrs old and dresses like a 17 yr old.

Now that you know some of the main character's, you need to know some of our lingo, or else it will make no sense to you.

Frogger: A French person Boat: a term for a boy Goat: a term for a girl LB: loser boyfriend

Those are some good starting terms. I'll introduce more characters and terms as necessary.
So... here's a pic of me from current. (If you are really blond, it's at the top of this entry. Yes, I'm that one.)
Love, Megan